Friday, April 29, 2016

Coach Q's Mustache Trimmings

Yeah you read that title right we now have some of the Chicago Blackhawk's coach Joel Quenneville's mustache trimmings. Don't ask us how we obtained the pieces of DNA, just think of the accomplishments these strands of hair may have been apart of. Coach Q has won three Stanley Cup Championships in Chicago over a six year span. All three championships had the power of his stache to thank. Its intimidating, tough, and kinda cute but most of all the mustache screams winning. On January 14, 2016, coach Q became the second winningest coach in NHL history with 783 wins. Unfortunately the Blackhawks could not defend their championship this season, losing to the St. Louis Blues in a 7 game first round series. Coach Q did coach the Blues from 1996 until 2004 so they might have learned a thing or two about winning from the mustache himself. His current career coaching record stands at 801 wins and 464 loses. As a coach, the stache has 17 playoff appearances. His career is far from over and we fully expect him to take Chicago back to the Grace land sooner than later. He has brought hockey back to the great city of Chicago. So if your interested in a vial of some of the greatest facial hair to skate on an ice rink come by the shop. We don't care if you want to do some voodoo shit with it, tape it to your own boyish mustache, or simply sleep with it under your pillow. Who wouldn't want this piece of history, remember its kissed the Stanley Cup, like a lot of times.

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